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coreespencer: My friends Natasha Muse and Monique Flambures...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:24:03 -0700

My friends Natasha Muse and Monique Flambures have a great baby named Sophia. Today Sophia went to the Exploratorium in San Francisco and Natasha posted a video of it on vine.
because i’m stuck in bed, i re edited it for an hour to Skrillex. I’m sorry. The crutches haven’t came yet.

nevver: Once upon a time, Mobstr

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 13:20:07 -0800

nevver:

Once upon a time, Mobstr

nosebacon: sade: nationalpost: nparts: Anne of Green Gables...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 11:40:10 -0800

nosebacon:

sade:

nationalpost:

nparts:

Anne of Green Gables gets a sexy makeover, blond dye-job for new edition — and Canadian fans are not amused
A new image of Canada’s most beloved literary orphan has Canadians seeing red, but not where they’re supposed to.

A new edition of Anne of Green Gables depicts the notoriously youthful and ruddy-headed heroine as a curvaceous blond teen, sparking a fierce backlash from scholars and casual readers alike.

Critics derided the cover — which shows the heroine reclining against a hay stack, clad in a plaid shirt and smiling suggestively — saying it is a far cry from the feisty, 19th-century 11-year-old brought to life in the pages of L.M. Montgomery’s classic series of novels. (Amazon.com; Postmedia News files)

excuse me but wtf is this

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

American fans are pretty pissed, too.

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Sat, 09 Feb 2013 13:20:26 -0800

mysticmementos: Black Hole bending light.

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 11:40:26 -0800

mysticmementos:

Black Hole bending light.

relucent: Pete Fecteau

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 13:20:04 -0800

relucent:

Pete Fecteau

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Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:40:21 -0800

atheist-overdose: Why i feel fine celebrating xmasfollow for...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:00:05 -0800

atheist-overdose:

Why i feel fine celebrating xmas

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nevver: Stimulation

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:21:23 -0800

nevver:

Stimulation

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:40:02 -0800

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

memewhore:

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 13:20:19 -0800

memewhore:

allisonbamcat: “That shit cray”

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 11:40:04 -0800

allisonbamcat:

“That shit cray”

atheist-overdose: If only religion can embrace this simple...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:20:04 -0800

atheist-overdose:

If only religion can embrace this simple concept

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bergdorfprincess: The photoshopped version of this has been...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:40:12 -0800

bergdorfprincess:

The photoshopped version of this has been floating around Tumblr for ages. Here it is alongside the original. We have incredibly unrealistic standards of beauty and they have got to change.

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 11:40:07 -0800

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The Other Universe of Bruce Wayne by Bucky Sinister

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 11:24:19 -0800

The Other Universe of Bruce Wayne by Bucky Sinister:

morgansfunny:

peterlista:

There’s an alternate universe in which Bruce Wayne is poor and I have my shit together. Without money, there’s no Batman; no Batmobile, no Batcave, no utility belts, much less a cool butler and a trusted sidekick. Without Batman, there’s no crimefighting, no hot vigilante action, no pensive brooding on the rooftops of Gotham. In this universe, Bruce Wayne drinks alone in his trailer home in Arkansas.

Bruce has one friend, me. He calls me in the middle of the night.

“Hey, it’s Bruce. Can you come get me? I’m feeling real low.”

I can tell by the sound of his voice that he’s been dumped again. In this universe, Bruce Wayne ain’t that lucky in love.

I pull up outside his trailer in my convertible ‘63 Lincoln Continental. In this universe, Kennedy wasn’t shot that day in Dallas when he rode in a car just like it.

Bruce makes his way inside the car, reeking of whiskey and cigarettes.
“She’s gone,” he says. “Can you stop by the store?”

When we get to the store, Bruce hobbles in. His knees and feet have seen better days. He’s got a couple of vertebrae in his lower back that cracked and healed poorly that gives him constant pain. He has chronic headaches that the VA hospital won’t do anything about, they say it’s psychosomatic.

I buy Bruce another bottle of whiskey and go back to my place. I know that he probably doesn’t want to talk. He just doesn’t want to be alone. I turn on the TV and we watch as he drinks. We watch The Tonight Show with Lenny Bruce. Tonight’s guest is Andy Kaufman.

He’s asleep by the time Late Night with Bill Hicks comes on. During the guest bit when Richard Pryor’s talking about the cure for Multiple Sclerosis I hear Bruce talking, unawake, but not rested. Bruce talks in his sleep and I would let him but when he starts screaming it’s not fucking right, it’s not fucking right, it’s not fucking right, I have to wake him.

When he finally realizes he’s awake, he instinctively moves for the whiskey. He’s shaking so hard he can’t pour it, so he drinks it right out of the bottle.

I sit next to him and hold him close to me.

“It’s okay, Bruce,” I reassure him, “There’s another universe out there in which everyone loves you. You symbolize justice in human form. Children read about you in comic books, adults make movies about you, and you recover from all your injuries.”

Bruce exhales loudly and looks up.

“And this in this other universe,” he asks, “What are you?”

“Bruce,” I say, “Don’t you concern yourself with that.”

Bucky S is great! Read this…